故事接龍 v2

各位接龍者好，今天想提出新的接龍主題。
以下是模板
解：
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你是：
情形：
變數：
該怎樣辦？

這個接龍的主題就是，由上一樓提供題目，下一樓進行解決，除此之外，新的題目人也要跟前一個題目的人有些許關係。
舉例

解：檢查書包！果然沒有危險物品！
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你是：日本女中學生&風紀委員
情形：你注意到放學後有一群自稱是粉絲俱樂部的女學生在跟蹤你⋯
變數：在早上的書包抽查中，她們都有攜帶堅固的童軍繩，但最近沒有戶外課程⋯
該怎樣辦？

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玩法很簡單，由魔王開頭，以下列的句型來一直連貫的接下去。
接到一個階段時，可以由再魔王結尾，另一人繼續開頭。

例如，第一個人這樣開頭
魔王：我肚子餓了，祭司去給我弄點吃的來

接下來的人一人一句接
祭司：魔王大人要巨乳的小蘿莉！

奴僕：魔王大人要勇者的肛門球！

魔王：我呸！這啥鬼啊，難吃死了！
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請開始

規則：寫一些改幾個字就變成白癡句型的諺語(不是白痴造句喔)，盡可能地充滿搞笑與梗意

首發：一人做事一人當，小叮做事小叮噹

K島有個故事接龍

因為選項接龍被終結了，決定嘗試一個不同的接龍。
跟選項接龍不同的是，這次我們要排除一個來寫接下來的故事！

規則：選項最多給予四個，最少兩個，將一個排除後將其他三個寫成故事。

範例：

勇者他劍指魔王城，信心滿滿的大喊「敵人就在前方！」

１﹒魔物突然出現！
２﹒勇者才沒有要去打魔王！
３﹒突然出現的血緣妹妹？
４﹒公主現身！準備迎接！
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>>No.?????
排除１～

正當勇者氣勢如虹的打算前往魔王城的時候，一個自稱妹妹的人突然現身！
「快回家吧哥哥！」
受此感動，勇者正準備回家種田時，一個號角聲響起！
「公主來了！要是他發現哥哥不去打魔王的話，一定會把我抓起來當成人質的！」
勇者，陷入兩難！

１﹒監牢一點也不可怕。
２﹒公主不過如此！
３﹒下一站，花村。
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差不多這樣的感覺，不知道能不能讓大家感受到。
好的，那麼起始故事準備來囉？

－－－－－
那是一個隱世獨立的小村莊。
主角是一個並非村莊出生的小女孩，村莊的人對她的來歷都矢口不提。
小女孩也沒有任何意見，就在村莊裡生活著。
一天復一天，小女孩突然發現，自己在村莊的日子過得久了，周圍的孩子都長大了。
就她自己沒有長大。
於是她...

１﹒跑去探詢自己的身世。
２﹒村莊的村長告訴了她她的身世。
３﹒其實主角她是魔族，被預言要毀滅世界。
４﹒幫主角取一個好聽的名字。

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